http://jimtreacher.com/ "That is smokin' accurate!" -- Dennis Miller]]> en-us Jimtreacher@aol.com Sun, 10 Jan 2010 11:21:34 -0500 http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002153.html Instead, click this thing here: And yes, that is how I dress around the office. NO BOW TIE THOUGH LOLLOLLOL... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002152.html As you may or may not know, I'm working for Tucker Carlson now. He's starting a new site called The Daily Caller that launches next Monday, and I'm the house blogger. I just moved to Washington, DC and I'm already hard at work. If all that sounds weird to you, just imagine how I feel. So here's a cool thing that just happened at work about 2 hours ago. One of my new coworkers, the lovely and talented Mike Riggs, got up from his desk with a huge smile on his face and said to me, "You want to go... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002151.html *There will also be other stuff at the Daily Caller. A heck of a lot of stuff, if you can even endure my use of such harsh language. What I'm saying is that this silliness will be but a small part of that webbed-site. Summon it up with your newfangled gadgetry. Do it.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002150.html Hey, you know how I mentioned that thing about Tucker Carlson hiring me to blog at the Daily Caller? Yeah, that wasn't even a joke. I've been in the office here in D.C. all day, and everybody's acting like I'm actually supposed to be here. So that's weird. Up until now, this whole blog thing has been kind of a hobby/cry for help. Now I'm finding out all sorts of people who've been reading me for years. Now I'm learning to hear the name "Jim Treacher" out loud without flinching. (Next time I come up with a web pseudonym that... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002148.html Here. You can also follow us on Twitter and do whatever it is people do on Facebook. I did. What, you think you're better than me?... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002147.html This is going to sound weird, but Tucker Carlson has just hired me to blog for his new "web-site," which is found at the "U-R-L" http://dailycaller.com. I know! I know. I'm not sure I get it either. But it looks like I'm moving to Washington, DC as soon as I can get the truck loaded up. Oh yeah, and my real name is Sean Medlock and for the next couple of weeks I'm living in Indianapolis, Indiana. I keep meaning to mention that, but it always slips my mind... Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I'll see you in 2010.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002146.html If you're not following me on Twitter, here's a taste of what you're not missing: OMG, what happens next?... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002145.html Watch as I lose my mind on Twitter. Go here, start at the bottom, and scroll up. (And to answer your question: No. It's sleep deprivation.)... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002144.html It'll be eight years this May. Started off on Blogspot, then moved over here. Did stuff for DailyGut.com and Blowingsmokethemovie.com for a while. Helped out at the Hot Air Greenroom. And then most recently, I've been obsessively updating Twitter like a schmuck. You just never know what'll happen next! P.S. Here's one from Twitter a minute ago: Last night I went to a Chinese restaurant in Copenhagen. An hour later I was hungry. For attention. [crickets] Get it? Because of the humor.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002143.html Me, I'm pretty gosh-darn good.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002142.html ...why aren't you furious that the original data that's supposed to prove it was thrown away? Even if you don't think it matters for scientific reasons, what about the loss to history? All those charts and tapes and such, shouldn't they be enshrined in a museum somewhere? "Behold, the data that saved the world!" But no, apparently you think it was just so much garbage. At least on that we can agree.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002141.html From: jwilliams76@verizon.net To: jimtreacher@aol.com Date: Wed, Dec 2, 2009 at 3:44 PM Subject: Hot Hot Hot! Dear Jim, Well, so much for global warming! Ha ha! I guess a lot of greedy scientists are going to have emptier Xmas trees this year (meaning, because they will be so poor now that their global warming cash cow is at an end and they won't be able to buy as many Xmas presents for themselves and others. This year.) Plus, guess you have to buy the more cheaper light bulbs, Mister Former Vice President Gore! Ha ha! Good going telling off that... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002140.html Hey, my typing fingers would be shaky too if I was watching my dreams die. They couldn't make Climategate go away by ignoring it, so now they're trying to rebrand it as "Swifthack." Y'know, like "Swiftboating." Because that worked so well last time. The poor dears. Well, clicik here to see them debunik the fucik out of it. (If you don't feel like reading the whole thing, here's a handy summary, courtesy of Newsbusters: "My mind is made up, so don't confuse me with the facts.") Say what you want about Jon Stewart, but the guy gets results! Stewart... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002139.html That's basically what Robert Gibbs did today: The consensus is that Climategate is real. You're a denier, Robert Gibbs. The silence is not settled.... http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002138.html Hello, hyperventilating zealot. Greetings, denialist scum. Now that we've dispensed with the formalities, please allow me to point and laugh at you. Ahem. Ha ha ha! Point point point! Shut up. That's what you'd like me to do. That's what you'd like all of us to do. Shut our mouths and open our wallets. Did you really think it was going to be so easy? This doesn't prove anything. What doesn't? You know. We both do. I just want to hear you say it. This Clim... This Climateguh. Guh. That's it, almost there. This Climategate garbage doesn't mean anything! You...