June 04, 2003

Finally, a scratch ticket where you're guaranteed to win something. Okay, so the only prize is a chuckle, but that's something.

Posted by Jim Treacher at June 4, 2003 02:20 PM
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Man, I won all those prizes ages ago. I was hoping for at least "lose a brain cell every time you inhale marijuana!"

Posted by: michele at June 4, 2003 02:27 PM

The "higher risk of pregnancy" one doesn't sound so bad to me. That's what bus tickets are for, right?

Posted by: JT at June 4, 2003 02:53 PM

I don't find lottery humor funny at all anymore.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at June 4, 2003 07:53 PM

I'm telling you, man: stun gun.

Posted by: JT at June 4, 2003 07:56 PM