Finally, a scratch ticket where you're guaranteed to win something. Okay, so the only prize is a chuckle, but that's something.
Posted by Jim Treacher at June 4, 2003 02:20 PMMan, I won all those prizes ages ago. I was hoping for at least "lose a brain cell every time you inhale marijuana!"
Posted by: michele at June 4, 2003 02:27 PMThe "higher risk of pregnancy" one doesn't sound so bad to me. That's what bus tickets are for, right?
Posted by: JT at June 4, 2003 02:53 PMI don't find lottery humor funny at all anymore.
Posted by: Kevin Parrott at June 4, 2003 07:53 PMI'm telling you, man: stun gun.
Posted by: JT at June 4, 2003 07:56 PM