Gawker passes along the latest lighthearted quip from noted actor, director, and lice-bus Vincent Gallo:
"You tell that hamhock Roger Ebert he could lose 30 pounds a day for the next four years and still be fat. As for the curse on his colon, what I actually said was that I put an unremovable black magic curse on his prostate, which will enlarge into a large cancerous ball by the fall... I want to challenge that fat cow to an IQ test. I bet him $1 million dollars to take a public IQ test against me. By the way, tell him I also put a curse on Siskel."
But she leaves out Ebert's response:
"I wish Mr. Gallo a speedy recovery."
Say what you want about Ebert, but that's some kinda class right there.
Posted by Jim Treacher at June 4, 2003 11:27 AMYou really should warn people about that photo before they click the link. Sweet Jesus.
Posted by: NC at June 4, 2003 11:35 AMHe looks like David Koresh -- except sleazier.
Posted by: Jackie D at June 4, 2003 12:14 PMGallo's a dead ringer for Jeff Lynne, only with more lice.
Scary.
Posted by: Damian P. at June 4, 2003 01:35 PMNow I feel like my computer has cooties.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at June 5, 2003 08:36 AMI unerstood that Ebert had also made some remark regarding the curse on his colon thing; he said that he'd been shown part of his colonoscopy, and it was a sight more entertaining to watch than Brown Bunny.
Posted by: Jurjen at June 11, 2003 02:32 AM