Truth or Consequences, N.M. star and suspected cadaver Vincent Gallo, to the meanies who've been impersonating him on his own message board:
...if I notice any polluted messages, which usually come from bitter, jealous, ugly, poorly-hung men, who are unhappy at work and wished their whole life to be like me, I will remove these unproductive nasty little posts and I would like to say to these twisted queers and half-men, I feel sorry for you. All I ever wanted to do was be me. I hope one day you feel the same about yourself and release yourself from the petty, small-minded urges of polluting this message board and distracting its wonderful members...Etc., etc. (Via the world-famous Gawker.)